Home > Irish > A Lady Walks into a Bar…The Dublin House

A Lady Walks into a Bar…The Dublin House


The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

Where I Was

The Dublin House, Red Bank, NJ

When, Exactly

Tuesday, March 12, 12:57 p.m.

Where I Sat

As you walk into the Dublin House, you have three choices: left to the dining room proper, upstairs (unless there is a private party as was the case this day), and right to the long bar, complete with a banquette bench just to the right.

I sat opposite the banquette at the short end of the bar, almost against the wall.

Who Served Me

Noel, who was cruising back and forth–with ease—behind the bar. I thought I could hear a slight Irish accent as he greeted me and walked down to chat with guests who were obviously regulars. 

Bartender’s Favorite Bite

Noel was earnest and completely straightforward. “The shepherd’s pie is probably my favorite,” he said. “They make a good bangers and mash, but definitely the shepherd’s pie.”

The Vibe and My Vantage Point

The Dublin House has a true pub feel with a cozy, if not plain, dining room adorned with a fireplace. The bar is nice and long, the banquette as mentioned offers a nice place to drop for a long evening of food and drink. Opposite the bar there is a narrow counter bar with additional stools and the coolest accents of half-cut beer barrels.

The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

What Quenched My Thirst

The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

Pint of Guinness

Pint of Guinness, $9
Served room temperature, with proper head

Such a departure—I always do a specialty cocktail but when in…a pub…and in honor of St. Patrick’s Day, I figured why not?For anyone who has never tasted a Guinness, it is a full mouth experience: nutty, rich, slightly bitter but not really. The perfect temperature, almost the same as the inside of your mouth, and frothy. It was heaven in a glass. For once, I felt a little Irish.

What Fed My Soul

The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

Smoked salmon carpaccio

Smoked Salmon Carpaccio, $16
On a bed of arugula, warm Chavignol (goat cheese), feta-scented croutons, shaved red onion, trilogy of vine tomatoes, served with champagne, Meyer lemon spritz

To know me is to know that I’m literal when it comes to my expectation based on the menu descriptions. To say this was smoked salmon carpaccio was a bit of an overstatement. I’m not entirely sure that the croutons were feta scented, or even homemade, but indeed they found their way onto the plate. The generous piles of goat cheese were cold—not warm, as described, and the tomatoes were so finely chopped they were almost indiscernible. A “trilogy” it was not. Generous amounts of arugula set beneath the smoked salmon with a small little pile of microgreens on top. Dressing was served on the side and was more orange than lemon. The salad itself was fine in the end, but I was expecting something completely different and carpaccio to me is nothing if not paper thin, which this was not.

The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

Shepherd’s pie

Shepherd’s Pie, $16
Ground beef with onions, peas, and carrots, served beneath a layer of mashed potatoes baked on top. Served in a baking dish.

The plate came out with mashed potatoes exploding almost out of the baking dish. The juices seeped out along the edges of the dish, making it challenging to photograph while my mouth watered. The first dip of the spoon sank deep into the potatoes all the way to the meat-and-vegetable depths below. The first bite was gut warming for sure and after eagerly shoveling a few tastes down, I settled in to define the flavors and identify ingredients. The menu description reads, “hearty favorite from the other side,” but as you can tell from the above I managed to figure out the basics. You could tell it was homemade as the mashed potatoes revealed a random un-mashed hunk and the “Irish” taco salad below was slightly over salted and perhaps a bit soupy for my preference. I took the leftovers home to my husband to rave reviews—you can take his word for it!

The Dublin House, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Gabrielle Garofalo, Jersey Bites

White chocolate and blueberry cobbler cheesecake

White Chocolate and Blueberry Cobbler Cheesecake, $8
Served with a side of strawberries and fresh cream

Don’t ask. If there had been an Irish soda bread and stick of butter I would have ordered that! Or even something with whiskey. Alas, the cheesecake arrived and I was immediately skeptical. The curls of white chocolate atop the blueberry cobbler cheesecake seemed like an additive and the small, dried blueberries didn’t help the cause. I ate a few bites to check out the clearly “cobbler” like chunks within the cheesecake but aside from sweet and the essence of blueberry flavoring there was nothing remarkable. I love cheesecake but next time I may just go with the berries and cream!

What’s on Tap

Guinness Stout
Harper Lager
Heineken
Miller Light
Bud Light
Carton Boat
Blue Moon
Smithwick’s Ale
Magners Cider
Yuengling
Stella Artois
Long Trail IPA
Kane Head High
Brooklyn Lager

Ask servers for anything you don’t see and for any changes.

What’s Uncorked

Whites
Villa Rossa, Moscato di Asti, $8
Nine Lives Sauvignon Blanc, $8
Ruffino Lumina Pinot Grigio, $8
Schlink House Riesling, $8
Clos du Bois Chardonnay, $9
Simi Chardonnay, $9

Reds
Pepperwood Grove Pinot Noir, $7
Tuck Beckstoffer Est. 75 Cabernet Sauvignon, $10
Kaiken Malbec, $9
Piatelli Malbec $8
J Lohr Seven Oaks Cabernet, $9

What Else to Know

Happy hours, live music, digital jukeboxes. Available to book for private parties. Visit the site for up-to-date information. 

When to Show

Daily
11:00 a.m. to 2:00 a.m.

Kitchen Hours
Sunday through Thursday: 11:00 a.m. to 10:00 p.m.
Friday and Saturday: 11:00 a.m. to 11:00 p.m.

Know Before You Go!
Hours, prices, and menus are subject to change. Please check the website for more information.

The Dublin House
30 Monmouth Street
Red Bank, NJ 07701
732-747-6699
info@thedublinhouse.co

A Lady Walks into a Bar™ is owned and trademarked by Gabrielle Garofalo.

You may also like
Cuzin's, Marlboro, Seafood, Cocktails, Gabrielle Garofalo, A Lady Walks into a Bar, Jersey Bites
A Lady Walks into a Bar…Cuzin’s Seafood – Clam Bar
A Lady Walks into a Bar…On the Deck Restaurant & Bar
A Lady Walks into a Bar…Modine
A Lady Walks into a Bar…the Mosa Social